I would have posted yesterday but there were some technical difficulties.
Read the Large text first, then you can go back and read the small text to find out what I was thinking.
Two eyes that sparkle, emerald and blue
*wait a second, that sounds like she has one green eye and one blue eye*
Skin o'er her face, soft like the dew
*read no reference to acne or otherwise, I just like her skin*
Two lips plump and pouting
*Not that she's sad, I like it when she pouts for me*
Gentle her touch
*I'm not into the rough stuff*
I reach to caress her
*You know, like a back scratch or a foot rub*
I need her so much
*Not just because you make my lunch for me and wash my socks*
My soul feels with longing
*A word that here doesn't apply to the length of something but rather the desire for something*
My heart skips a beat
*Don't worry, I don't have an arithmia or any other heart conditions*
Forever I'm with her
*Bwa Ha Ha, you'll never get rid of me*
Come share my VD
*That's shorthand for Valentines Day*
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4 comments:
Holy crap!
Your VD?
Is that your sick attempt at humor???
I don't find it laughable at all.
He he he.
And you're stuck with him forever, bwahaha! Wait a minute, I kinda am too, huh? Nevermind
That is very sweet of you to write this for Aunt Kris Uncle Pat, but I think we got what you said in the first place without the additions (though that made it really funny!)
Very sweet! I'm sure your wife was very appreciative!!
Cheers,
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